A night in Spicy

Posted by Brian

Posted on August 2, 2007

So we left Chiang Mai yesterday with a massive hangover. When we came back from trekking the 8 of us that were still in Chiang Mai (all Irish) brought our tour guide to an Irish bar. He'd never been to one before. He wanted to know what it was like. Unfortunately for him though, he only started drinking 2 months ago so he just couldn't handle drinking with 8 Irish people!

When the Irish bar closed, we asked around to see if there was a disco. We went to a place called Spicy. As soon as we walked in the door we knew it was a bad idea. So sleazy. There were young western guys thinking they were hot shit because there were about 5 Thai girls around each of them, grinding away. When you walked around the place if there were a group of Thai girls standing around talking, they would start dancing if you got anywhere near them. There were plenty of old dirty bastards there too!!

I went in to use the bathroom once, a mistake I made sure not to repeat. I was standing at the urinal doing my business when two Thai guys came over. Kind of like the guys in the jacks in Irish night clubs. Only they started to try and give me a Thai massage, when I was pissing. The first guy came over and craked my neck while in the mean time the other started at my legs. I started telling them to go away but they didn't. I walked out of the place in agony.

Jonny ended upkissing one of the Irish girls. But when the bouncer saw this he started whipping Jonny. Kind of like a school teacher with a bold kid. Jonny moved somewhere else, started kissing the girl again but the bouncer guy just followed them around! We took our leave and cut our loses.

Me, Jonny and the 4 Irish girls from the trek then hopped into the same tuk tuk! The driver could barely take the corners and I'm nearly sure we broke the thing. We were in there singing Ride On and the Rathlan bog. Wish we had a photo!

The next day after 3 hours sleep we got a bus to Chiang Kong and in an hour we get the slow boat to Laos.

Until next time

Brian